(Source: 1337tattoos, via -loner)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

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notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

(via anomaly-detected)

majestic-beard:

2nd gif is the look of someone who knows the joke that’s coming

3rd gif he is just trying so hard i cannot even

(Source: the-average-gatsby, via duhorio)

Daniel Radcliffe on shooting a gay sex scene in Kill Your Darlings

(via semi-americanrejects)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

(via semi-americanrejects)

everything-fuckable:

“They are MY boobs!!!!”

(via semi-americanrejects)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via semi-americanrejects)

tellmeallyoursexrets:

forever reblog

(Source: thingsthammakemehot)

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lustmoneykushh:

its sad, really.

(Source: seni0r-skipday, via psychoticproblems)

(Source: lord-sinestro, via ruinously)